5 Reasons Why You Are Still Single: The Kabbalah Infomercial Equivalant

I just got this piece of spam in my inbox and it’s totally awesome. I can imagine this being the type of thing that frum television channels would put on late at late when there was no programming. Instead of Chuck Norris and Christie Brinkley, you’d have someone named Baba who’s related to the Baba Sali, looking all kabalistic in their turbans talking about their magical powers. “And if you order this tikkun now in the next 5 minutes, you will receive a package of free amulets and segulos absolutely free” But wait there’s more, “we’ll also throw in a special consultation with your very own kabalist who will read your mind and bless you 1000 times.”

There are 5 reasons why good, deserving men and women like you are locked in a prison of loneliness, desperate, as their best years slip away like grains of sand between their fingers.

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