Now that we have blurry glasses, kosher phones and internet chavrusas to aid in the war on pritzus I was wondering what other technological innovations the Charedi world might come up with to stay one step ahead of those women wishing to bring immorality into our lives by dressing immodesty or leaving the home. I came up with a list of ideas that could definitely help the Charedi world stay up on the technological front because burning dumpsters, spitting on little girls and boycotts won’t work forever – we live in a world f innovation and it’s time the ultra orthodox world used it to their advantage. New ways for Charedim to fight against pritzus:
Cars that automatically run over any pedestrians that are dressed untznius.
GPS systems that pinpoint all of the untznius billboards so you can avoid them.
Blindfolds with GPS so you don’t even have to chas v’shalom look 3 feet ahead of you – definitely the next step beyond those blurry glasses.
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