How To Observe Holidays Like A Boss

On the door of my local library there’s a sign that says, “Will be closed in observance of Labor Day”. I had to laugh when I saw it. How exactly do you observe this holiday? A solemn barbeque? These aren’t holidays. They’re fun days off. You want to see observance of holidays, go visit an old school religion, like Judaism or Islam. We observe the shit out of holidays.

Now Islam probably wins with Ramadan, the month-long, suicidal-thought-inducing fast. But Judaism still comes in with a close second. Forget about the extra-hard once a year holidays like Pesach, or a 3 day Rosh Hashanah, or Yom Kippur.

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