T-Shirt of the Week: It’s A Crummy Job, But Somebody’s Gotta Do It

Attention all members of the Afikomen Search & Retrieval Unit 613! Your uniforms from Jewnion Labelare ready!

But you know who’s not ready? This yenta.

Yes, I should’ve been chametz-hunting this weekend like a good Jewish mama, but we all know how that usually goes for me.

Instead I accompanied Yenta Boy to Athens for the Georgia State Science and Engineering Fair, where he and his buddy Luke won third honors for their time perception project, a riff on Einstein’s theory of relativity shaped like Dr. Who’s TARDIS. More on that on this week’s Civil Society Column, posting tomorrow.

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